January 14th, 2010

Anne and I had a bunch of errands to run today.  While on the way to one of them, Anne spotted a nice neighborhood of gorgeous houses.

Anne:  Will you buy me one of those houses?

Mike: How many?

Anne: Why do you always ask me that?  I only need one house to live in.

Mike: No.  This is a bad neighborhood.  Too many drugs and gang activities.

Anne: Yeah, it's practically 8 mile.

Mike: What do you mean practically?  It is 8 mile... with evergreens.

Anne: Evergreens don't grow on 8 mile, Mike... it's too polluted with drugs... the trees are too lazy to grow.

Thats why there weren't any trees there.... it all makes so much sense now...