Outside of my work last night, Anne came to pick me up. We are a one car family, so this is a regular thing. When she arrives I'm not quite done working so I went outside to let her know, and to give her a kiss. I put my head through the car window, kiss her, and....
Anne: Your breath stinks. What did you eat?!
Me: Lasagna...
Anne: Well, it's not making your breath smell so good...
Me: ...and black licorice.
Anne: EWW!!! Who actually eats that stuff?!?!
Me: Black licorice is fantastic!
Anne: It tastes like poop rolled in dirt.
(I walk away to finish working, Anne makes a disgusted face at me)
Me: Make that face again
(She does)
Me: **Fist Pump** YES! I can't stay married to you if you can make a face like that, I GET TO GET A DIVORCE!!!
(Anne makes the face again)
Listen up wives. If your husband has bad breath when he comes outside to do something sweet like giving you a kiss, just suck it up and don't tell him that whatever he ate tastes like poop rolled in dirt. That's just rude. I'll have everyone know that when I went back in I ate 2 more pieces of that tasty licorice. I'm thinking about eating a garlic clove and onion salad for breakfast. Let's see what she says today!
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I would like to know how Anne knows what poop rolled in dirt tastes like.
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